This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
i will never not reblog this
this is almost the weirdest thing i’ve seen on tumblr and i know it’s supposed to be important and helpful but all i see is that heads are dangling from that mans belt
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless
People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
I’d choose you. Every goddamned time.
six word story (via bl-ossomed)
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
Come to the woods for here is rest. There is no repose like that of the green deep woods.
John Muir (via go-climb-the-mountains)