1. co-ver:

    You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

    (via there-are-no-good-usernames-left)

  2. slapping:

    now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

    (Source: slapping, via wipe-them-tears-baby)

  3. onlylolgifs:

    First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

    (via vanessa-atl)

  4. accioheadcanons:

    lmaoalien:

    plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

    "i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

    (via deerl0rde)

  5. rabioheab:

    my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

    (via there-are-no-good-usernames-left)

  6. grunge—fever:

    Grunge fever

    lazyystoner:

    Me trying to make room for the iOS 8

  7. kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    (via schoolfact)

  8. exactable:

    JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

    (Source: exactable, via crunchier)

  9. nobody-but-mebody:

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    I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

    (via somewhereinthefog)

  10. dropdeadesu:

    A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

    (via ginger-men-and-garlic-bread)

  11. o-m-i-chaos:

    "so what are your plans for after college?"

    i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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    (via itsraininbritishmen)



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